Day 27 – You’re In Trouble (Get It?)

Little Bobby came into class and told his kindergarten teacher that he’d found a cat on his way to school, but it was dead.

“How do you know that the cat was dead?" Miss Lane asked Bobby.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered Bobby.
“You did WHAT?!?" Miss Lane exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained Bobby, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."