After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Day 17 - Oh Boy!
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I
can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane
to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey.
"I said she was fucking Goofy."
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