Day 24 - Crawling Through the Gutter

Paddy O’Malley was drinking at a pub all night. When he stood up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, but again fell flat on his face. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. Paddy decided to crawl the four blocks to his home.

When he arrived at the door, he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried one more time to stand up. This time, he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He woke the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"

"Why do you say that?" he asked innocently.

"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again.”