He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife,
Marie, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and
my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet
and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
Marie replied, "The funeral director would be my
first guess.”
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