First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to
operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is
numbered."
Second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man!
Everything inside them is color coded!"
Fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer lawyers.
They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are
interchangeable."
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly
listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers. They always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
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