Day 163 - How Accurate is it?

Jake brought home a date after a big night out and she noticed a massive gong hanging in the hall way and asked, “What's that?”

Jake told her it was a talking clock and she asked how it worked.

So Jake grabbed the hammer next to it and started laying into the gong. Suddenly a voice could be heard yelling “HEY, ASSSHOLE, IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!!!”