After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Monday, December 9, 2013
Day 104 - Breaking and Shopping
It was Christmas and the
judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged
with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the
defendant.
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