After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Day 67 - Not An Appropriate Time
Julie was visiting her friend Alyssa (who just happens to
be a blonde), who had acquired two new dogs.Julie said, “They’re adorable, what are their names?”
Alyssa replied, “The one on the couch is Rolex and this
one by your feet is Timex.”
Julie look startled, "What?Those are really odd names for dogs."
"HELLLOOOOOOO," answered the Alyssa,
"They're watch dogs!"
No comments:
Post a Comment