Two
crabs were sunbathing on the beach. The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go
get them ice cream cones from the vendor near the boardwalk. Mr. Crab bought
two cones and made his way back to the beach, eating his ice cream along the
way. By the time he had finished his ice cream, he realized that his
girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and
ended up eating hers too.
When
he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's the ice cream?"
"Well",
he said. "I decided to eat mine, and then yours melted so I ate that
too."
She
was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
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