Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Day 147 - Why, Thank You

Fellow went into a bar and was sitting there, sipping a cold one and munching on the peanuts laid out on the counter when he heard a tiny, tinny voice say, "That's a really nice tie you're wearing. Outstanding."

The man looked around. No one was there.

The voice came again: "And I love the shoes. Those must be Bostonians."

The man waved the bar-tender over. "Hey, listen," he said, "I've Only had one drink so I know I'm not smashed. But maybe I'm going crazy. I keep hearing these little voices saying nice things to me."

The barman said: "Oh, that's the peanuts. They're complimentary."

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