After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Day 145 - Knitting and Driving
Sue is driving a car and knitting at the same time. An
officer, appalled by her negligence flips on his lights and yells, "PULL
OVER!" Sue slows down, pulls next to him, rolls down her window, then
yells, "NO! IT'S A TURTLE NECK!"