After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Monday, October 28, 2013
Day 62 - Lost Legends
First Witch: "What are you doing?"
Second Witch: "I am making a special Halloween
potion that requires eye of a werewolf, gizzard of a ghoul, liver of a vampire,
horn from a unicorn, and heart of a lawyer. I’m just missing the heart of a