Sunday, October 20, 2013

Day 54 - I Wouldn't Cross Her

Two nuns, Sister Mary Margaret and Sister Joy were driving a convertible through the back streets of LA one night when a snarling vampire jumped on the hood.

“My god, a vampire! Show him your cross!” said Sister Mary Margaret.

“Ok,” replied Sister Joy, “HEY ASSHOLE! GET OFF MY FUCKING CAR!!”

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