One day Miss Jones was reading the story of Chicken Little to her first grade class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. Miss Jones read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’”
Miss Jones paused then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
Sally raised her hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy shit, a talking chicken!'"