Little Bobby came into class and told his kindergarten teacher that he’d found a cat on his way to school, but it was dead.
“How do you know that the cat was dead?" Miss Lane
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"
“You did WHAT?!?" Miss Lane exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained Bobby, "I leaned over and went
'Pssst!' and it didn't move."