After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Day 193 - And I'm Here to...
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on
his own. He was very concerned about their well-being and always did his best
to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on
this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This
was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the
young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but
merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived.
Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here
for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked
him over and sent the kids on their way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm
here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt
this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the
door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer