After spending my 33rd year writing haikus everyday, I have decided to spend my 34th year sharing jokes to help bring some laughter into people's lives.
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Day 2 - Mining for Answers
Harold had an accident on his way to work this morning.He was focused on the presentation he had to
give after lunch when the light ahead turned red.He ran into the back of the car in front of
him with a nasty sounding crunch.
As Harold got out of his vehicle, the door of the car he
hit opened and he noticed the driver was a dwarf. He walked toward Harold and
said, "I'm not happy…”
Harold looked him in the eyes and said, "Well, which
one are you then?”